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 Post subject: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Fri Feb 13, 2009 9:33 pm 
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1. Men are NOT mind readers. ( FIRST & FOREMOST RULE)


1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.


1. Sunday sports, It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.


1. Crying is blackmail.


1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work! Strong hints do not work! Obvious hints do not work! Just say it!


1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.


1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.


1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.


1. You can either ask us to do something. Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it , just do it yourself.


1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..


1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.


1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.


1. If it itches, it will be scratched. We do that.


1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle..


1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.


1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really.


1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as Football or Hockey.


1. You have enough clothes.


1. You have too many shoes.


1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!


1. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight; But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.


Pass this to as many men as you can - to give them a laugh.


Pass this to as many women as you can - to give them a bigger laugh.


Have a Great Day!

Egads-I thinx I got some man brains, well....well, except for the sports thingy. :lol: :lol: :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 3:13 am 
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hey - much as I appreciate the back-scratching & agree that pumpkin is not a colour .... whose side are you on? :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 2:39 pm 
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Everyone's :lol: :lol: And I most liked 1. :lol: :lol: :lol:

Except the crying is blackmail.


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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 4:10 pm 
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Number 1 is the most important! :wink:

Why does it have to state what all men know and all women ought to know? :? :roll: (After all they DO say they understand us men completely. :wink: )

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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 5:34 pm 
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Regarding toilet seats: women use them down 100% of the time; but men use them down part of the time. Therefore, the seat is down more than it's up and should stay down.


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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Sat Feb 14, 2009 6:18 pm 
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Torre wrote:
Regarding toilet seats: women use them down 100% of the time



So THAT'S why women's bums are so large. :wink: :lol:

OK! OK! I'll get me coat and hat ...................... :)

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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Sat Feb 21, 2009 2:19 am 
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-XQybKMXL-k

seemed appropriate,
pardon me boyz,
whilst being one of them.
laffing so hard.


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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Mon Feb 23, 2009 12:54 pm 
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I suppose we men do choo-choo choose to be the way we are while the women chatanooga amongst themselves. :wink:

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 Post subject: Re: The Man Rules
PostPosted: Tue Feb 24, 2009 12:45 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I've always liked men,
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Linda


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