Healing Holistix

Some Irish nuns were waiting at a red traffic light in Dublin, when a gang of drunks shouted at their car "Hey there, penguins, show us your fookin' tits!"
Mother Superior was really shocked. She said to sister Mary Immaculata "Maybe they don't know who we are. Show them your cross."

The sister winds the window down and shouts "Bunch of fookin' wankers, piss off or I'll come over there and tear your fookin' balls off!"
Turning to Mother Superior she says "Was that cross enough for you?"